Their Alien Anal Probe handily teleports them into nearby vents, where they deploy the magical Underwear Gnomes to shrink down and go places they couldn’t otherwise reach.Īnd going places others can’t reach is pretty much what South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done for the last 16 years. A desk fan on top of a barricade neutralizes the New Kid’s gas attacks, forcing them to use subterfuge. Technically, South Park: The Stick of Truth does have a little rape. Butters is back on his feet just in time for Stan’s gay dog, Sparky, to attach with the leg-humping Call of the Wild attack. Burritos are his mana, and more than once, he revives a downed Butters with the Power of Tacos health buff. The New Kid nails enemies with big, green clouds of foulness, ignites his own cupped farts to hurl fireballs, and collects his own turds from a urinal to use in a superattack down the road.

But that’s just about the only place The Stick of Truth doesn’t go in just a short, superscatological 15-minute ride. “Uh, are you gonna rape us?” asks Butters. It doesn’t take long for the New Kid and his wingman, Butters, to run into some opposition carrying wooden swords and baseball bats with nails. “Stop fighting for your evil lord! Free yourself from his control!” “You’re fighting for a tyrant, but I know there’s good in you,” urges Stan over the school’s PA system.

And he’ll need every ounce of gassy PSI he can muster, because the elves are ready for him. Players take on the role of “The New Kid,” an agent of destruction sent by Imperial Wizard Eric Cartman - a title fairly appropriate for Cartman and less appropriate for anyone else not affiliated with the Klu Klux Klan - to infiltrate the elves’ stronghold and find the fabled Stick of Truth before its pointy-eared guardians, Stan and Kyle, beat him to it.Īnd what makes the New Kid special? Why is he the Chosen One? The Dragonborn? Well, he farts. Jumping into an early game, hands-off demo of South Park: The Stick of Truth (due this year for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC), that friendly LARP had transformed South Park Elementary into a high-fantasy war zone.

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